gynakins:

Dalton Rapattoni singing Gangnam Style during one of IM5’s Ustreams. I got the weirdest lady boner over this and I thought this needed to be a separate video so I can watch it over and over again until the end of time. ENJOY.

Original video: (x)

Guess who’s in charge of dying all the eggs.

traitorhero:

mrs-khs:

traitorhero:

mrs-khs:

traitorhero:

mrs-khs:

I see what you did there

Wat I do.

Dying the eggs, this chick? >.>

OH SHIT I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT AHAHAHAHA I’m funny :D

xD

THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT.

do you really smoke weed...i saw earlier you posted praise it and blaze it and dalton obviously doesn't approve of it... he just posted an ask about it.
Anonymous

This pisses me off for days.
Yes i smoke marijuana
I’m not sorry
I’m an adult
I do what i want
I don’t even praise I’m fucking agnostic
I donUT CARE IF DALTON DOESNT SMOKE
just because he doesn’t smoke doesn’t mean he dissaproves
and if he doesn’t approve, good for him
I’m a fan. Not his worshiper thx

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

"ye"
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot) ←

mrs-khs:

You guys always ask me how I was able to become such good friends with Channing and how I started talking to him and all that, but it really isn’t that hard or scary.

There’s just one thing you need to remember, and this goes for Tyler and Brennan too,

CHANNING IS A PERSON. HES…

"

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

"

fonominaldaltonhoneybadger:

penderttoni:

daltonsdolphinim5er:

Can I have a Dalton Rapattoni? Where do you buy them?

Check Hot Topic

we-lost-all-the-floors:

mrs-khs:

fonominaldaltonhoneybadger:

penderttoni:

fonominaldaltonhoneybadger:

penderttoni:

I live in Texas and have yet to randomly run into Dalton

Why is the world so cruel?

If you run into him please punch him in the face

I will…

penderttoni:

penderttoni:

WHy the fUCK DID THAT THING ABOUT PUNCHING DALTON GET NOTES 

Side note: I will punch him if I ever get to meet him for being so god damn talented 

krilljay said: I want to punch him in the neck

Woah there, face is fine, but neck? That’s a little much, slow down

i might punch him in the leg. less life threatening but with the lingering possibility of dead leg. (E.I. Extreme momentary discomfort) (thatll show him for being talented!!! screw that guy.)

4/20 Easter
Praise it and blaze it🙏🚬

Cute underwear

sillykana:

sharky-bandit:

houseofalexzander:

I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”


I almost cried.

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really though nothing makes me happier than supportive parents of trans* kids

almost tears

fonominaldaltonhoneybadger:

penderttoni:

I live in Texas and have yet to randomly run into Dalton 

Why is the world so cruel?

If you run into him please punch him in the face

Today’s fuckin hilarious story

So I played at this bandstand type thing before I was gonna go play a Passover show, and at the bandstand was reps from my favorite radio station. I was like oh, way cool you are my cars 1 shortcut and they were like rad! And said that thE GUY WHO MIXES FROM 6am-11am WAS COMING AND HES LITErALLY MY FAVORITE RADIO DJ IN THE WORLD AND HE SHOWED UP AND INTERVIEWED ME BC I WAS PLAYIN AND HE WAS ALL COOL LIKE
“Hey, I’m Brady. Nice to meet you.” And I (while hyperventilating but tryin to keep a cool face) was like
“I’m a huge fan of your mixes, man.”
And he was like kinda bein flirty and was like “I’ll give you a shoutout” and like winked at me and so then I between the morning sets he was like wanna hear something? I was like YEEEEEEEE AND HE SHOWed mE THE NEW SOMG HES WORKING ON AND THEN WE DID THE FLIRT aND “weNT TO SEE THE FAMOUS PAINTING IN THE VENUE” we really just went and flirted and that’s the story of how I fell in deep love with a 27 year old radio dj and tHEN PROCEDED TO GET HIS NUMBER I think it’s tru luv

the cheesy pickup line they use on you,please? :P
Anonymous

fahpreferences:

Im in the middle of writing a hunter thing but if i dont do this rn im gonna forget so this will be really short in text form
sorry about the lack of length!!

DALTON

D: hey
Y: whatsup dude
D: not much how about you?
Y: nothing
D: today i named my left leg thanksgiving and my right leg christmas
Y: uhhh ok? is this some sort of code??
D: will you come visit between the holidays?
Y: sure but what does the leg thing mean?
Y: OH WAIT
Y: YOU SLY DOG
D: took you a second.


HUNTER


H: Hey (y/n) :)
Y: hey hunty!
H: how are you?
Y: im alright, what about you?
H: im kinda mad..
Y: awww why?
H: the iphone key board is set up in such a stupid way.
Y: Its the same as a normal keyboard!!
H: Those are stupid too!
Y: why?
H: I wish U and I could could be together
Y: oh stop it!!!
H ;)